Lucy Goosey
A concrete goose on an Indiana porch with a wardrobe most people would envy. She is the single most requested thing on this whole account.
Lucy is a concrete porch goose. She gets dressed for the season, she gets dressed for the holidays, and people turn up for her specifically.
If you did not grow up in the midwest this needs explaining. Concrete geese have stood on porches across Indiana, Ohio and Michigan for decades, and dressing them is an ordinary thing that ordinary people do. Lucy is that tradition, run enthusiastically.
She is also the clearest reason this account is not interchangeable with any other. Plenty of people make mom humour. One of them has Lucy.
Every outfit, eventually
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The archive is empty because there are no photographs of Lucy yet. Nothing has been substituted in and no stock image is standing in for her. As soon as Liz sends the pictures this page fills up.
Why a goose, of all things
Nobody planned this. Lucy was on the porch because geese are on porches where Liz is from, and she ended up in the background of a video about something else entirely. The comments were not about the something else. They were about the goose.
That is the useful part of the story for anyone trying to work out what makes an account travel. The thing people latch onto is rarely the thing that was carefully produced. It is usually the small specific detail that could only have come from that particular house.
What she wears
The costumes follow the calendar. Flannel and something small and orange in autumn. A full Santa arrangement in December, which the rest of the porch then gets decorated around rather than the other way round. Local colours when there is a game worth acknowledging. And a stretch in the middle of the year where she wears nothing at all and is still, somehow, content.
Brands and Lucy
She is the most requested thing on this whole site and she is the only part of it that genuinely cannot be reproduced by another creator. If you sell something seasonal, something for a porch, something for a garden, or something that would be funny on a goose, that is a conversation worth having. Start it on the enquiry form.
Questions about the goose
Who is Lucy Goosey?
A concrete goose who lives on Liz's porch and owns more outfits than most people. Porch geese are a genuine midwestern tradition and Lucy is a fairly committed example of it.
Can a brand sponsor Lucy?
Yes, and it is the most requested thing on this site. Ask on the work with me page.
How often does she change?
Roughly with the season and any holiday worth marking, which in practice is more often than that.
Still reading? Come say hi.
The fastest way to reach her is the enquiry form. The second fastest is the comments, where she genuinely does reply.